I cannot find my penis.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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