Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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