She's JV to your varsity
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
