Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
My pussy is not your playground.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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