i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
