I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
