Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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