Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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