Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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