OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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