i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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