A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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