hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
i think i just lost a toe
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