I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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