Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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