Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
