Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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