I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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