I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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