listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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