I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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