I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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