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• (714): View more from California

  so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.

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  yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.

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  Again?

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• (716): View more from New York

  There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.

  (440): View more from Ohio

  he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.

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