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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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