The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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