I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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