Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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