I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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