i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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