Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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