never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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