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That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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