Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
where am i from again
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
My breasts were aching with rage.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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