Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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