I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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