I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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