Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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