is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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