.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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