I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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