That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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