Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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