I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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