she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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