Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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