fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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