get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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