Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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