Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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