this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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