I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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