Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
