Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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