Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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